1 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,280 [♪] 2 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,441 [GIRL SCREAMING] 3 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,314 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,717 You are single-handedly ruining my life. 5 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,452 You have to be kidding me. 6 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,820 We're serious about this, Massie. 7 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,523 So am I. I already made plans. 8 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,059 This party isn't just a party. 9 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,294 It's the last party before winter break is over. 10 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,163 Forget being the event of the season, 11 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:04,731 it's the event of all four. 12 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,666 I'm sorry, but the Lyons are gonna be here for dinner. 13 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,201 The Lyons? 14 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:10,570 Are the tigers and bears coming too? Oh, my. 15 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,173 Massie, we talked about this weeks ago. 16 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,374 You remember Jay? 17 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,376 My best friend from business school? 18 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,680 He's moving up here from Florida with his family. 19 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,749 They have a son Todd, a daughter Claire. 20 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,217 She's your age? 21 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,652 They'll stay out in the guesthouse 22 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,320 until they find a place of their own. 23 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,256 Does any of this even ring the smallest of bells? 24 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,192 Uh, no. 25 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,427 You'll be at dinner and you'll be pleasant. 26 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,096 Mom! 27 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,364 You always said I should honor my commitments, right? 28 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:41,201 Well, I made a verbal commitment to Shelby Rexler 29 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,536 that I would be at her party tonight. 30 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,738 I'm not discussing this anymore. 31 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:48,241 Dad! You heard your mother. 32 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,143 Mom, if I miss this, 33 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,811 it'd be starting the second semester 34 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,813 on the completely wrong foot. 35 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,216 Worse than the wrong foot. 36 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,651 It'd be like wearing the wrong outfit. 37 00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,719 [GRUNTS] 38 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,225 Bean, tell me this isn't happening. 39 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,360 This is my worst nightmare. 40 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,796 Worse than the one where my Amex was rejected. 41 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,233 Worse than the one where I lost my Prada bag. 42 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,534 And look. 43 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,438 I already had my outfit picked out and everything. 44 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:24,177 If I have to miss this, everyone has to miss this. 45 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,246 [♪] 46 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:28,882 [PHONE BEEPS] 47 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,350 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 48 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,651 Hey. 49 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,253 Put the brush down. I'm getting Dylan. 50 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,320 [PHONE RINGING] 51 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:37,624 I was just about to call you. 52 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,259 I'm in the middle of a wardrobe crisis. 53 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,660 Hey, Dyl. Hey, Alicia. 54 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,661 Ow! 55 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:42,662 I'll get Kristen. 56 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,796 She's school shopping. 57 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,498 She's already called me three times 58 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,834 to ask if we really need a compass and a protractor. 59 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,736 What did you tell her? To get a life. 60 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,304 [PHONE RINGING] 61 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,306 Mass, hey, look, I can't really talk right now, 62 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,941 but did you get a compass and a protractor? 63 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,943 Who cares? P.S., Leesh and Dyl on the line. 64 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,278 Hey, girlies. Hi. 65 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,180 Hey. Okay. 66 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,382 So, what I'm about to tell you 67 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,485 is gonna score me major gossip points. 68 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,555 Like Shelby Rexler did not chop her hair off 69 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,690 to look more like Keira Knightley. 70 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,559 She has head lice. ALL: Eww. 71 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:13,760 Gross. 72 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,562 I know. I say we bag the party. 73 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:18,765 There's no way I'm trading my Frédéric Fekkai for Nix. 74 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,333 But it's an eighth-grade party 75 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,968 and we're the only seventh graders invited. 76 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,970 Please, I'm not gonna be caught dead 77 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:27,340 at a party thrown by anyone under the age of 15. 78 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,942 It's worse than wearing Crocs. 79 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,544 Wait, head lice and Crocs? 80 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,279 No one's actually wearing Crocs, Dyl. 81 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:36,616 Actually, I think Shelby has a pair in orange. 82 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,951 ALL: Eww. 83 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,719 Ugh, forget it, I'm out. Me too. 84 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:40,787 Me three. 85 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:42,889 That's what I thought. 86 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,557 [♪] 87 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,633 Mass, the Lyons will be here soon. 88 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,268 You might wanna change. 89 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,770 Can I change the fact that they're gonna be here? 90 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,372 Look, I'll make a deal with you. 91 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,674 If you adjust your attitude, be nice to Claire-- 92 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:02,742 Who's Claire? 93 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,612 The Lyons' daughter. 94 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,680 Be nice to her and I'll let you go 95 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,515 to the end of Shelby's party. 96 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,552 Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 97 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,287 Now, go get changed. 98 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,359 [BEAN WHIMPERING] 99 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,262 [YAPS] Bean. 100 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,331 Bean, chill. 101 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:27,967 [WHIMPERS] 102 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,036 [♪] 103 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:50,390 Dad, how many people live here? 104 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,058 Is this really our new house? 105 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:04,370 Bean, what's one step worse than a fashion don't? 106 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:08,808 A fashion don't-even-think-about-it. 107 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,076 DAD: They're here. 108 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,978 I'm not even ready yet. 109 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,613 Hey. DAD: Hey. 110 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:17,383 Oh, look. Hey. 111 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,551 You made it. 112 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,353 MR. LYONS: Good to see you. 113 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,855 How are you, buddy? Oh, you got so big. 114 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,497 What do you think, Bean? 115 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,466 Perfect, right? 116 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,003 [SIGHS] 117 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,105 Oh, so good to see you. 118 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:45,445 There she is, perfect timing. 119 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,746 This is our daughter Massie. 120 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,348 My parents told me all about you. 121 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,650 Huh. Mine barely mentioned you. 122 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,984 Oh. 123 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,754 Except to say how fun and cool you are. 124 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,589 [ALL LAUGH] 125 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,993 Uh, hello? She's a dog, not a baseball glove. 126 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,696 [CLEARS THROAT] 127 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:04,731 [BARKING] 128 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,132 Hey, come here. 129 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,668 Sorry, he must have forgotten to take his meds. 130 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:09,869 Meds? 131 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,838 That was a joke. 132 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,139 [ALL LAUGH] 133 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:16,609 Funny. 134 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:19,779 DAD: Good to see you. MR. LYONS: It's good to see you. 135 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,882 [♪] 136 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,586 This is delicious. 137 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,154 LYONS: Mm! 138 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,095 Claire helped pick that out. 139 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:40,767 Sorry. 140 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,972 It's for your charm bracelet. 141 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,608 Really? I never would've guessed, thanks. 142 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:54,046 I remember your mom wrote in a Christmas card one year 143 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,748 that you wanted to be a singer? 144 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,850 Right, when I was 7. 145 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,452 [LAUGHS] 146 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,757 Um, thanks. 147 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:07,894 So, Claire, I hear you're a straight-A student. 148 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,196 She was in the top three in her school in her science fair. 149 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,665 She won the district spelling bee contest last year. 150 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:13,666 Mm-hm. 151 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:14,967 Wow. 152 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,936 MR. LYONS: That's very impressive, Claire. 153 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,738 Massie, why don't you tell Claire about 154 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,607 Octavian Country Day? Massie just loves OCD. 155 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:22,742 Right, Massie? 156 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,711 Oh, right. Um, small classes, 157 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:27,513 nice teachers for the most part. 158 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,782 There's only one problem. No boys. 159 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,617 Who says that's a problem? 160 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,186 Uh, the girls who go there, Dad. 161 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,489 [WATCH BEEPING] 162 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,459 Mr. Lyons, let me get that for you. 163 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,526 Sure. 164 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,899 You complete me. 165 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,134 Eww. 166 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,904 MOM: Excuse me. 167 00:07:57,944 --> 00:07:59,779 They were still eating. Please. 168 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:02,014 You promised I could go to the party. A party? 169 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,150 Thanks, Claire. 170 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,985 Maybe Claire would like to go with you. 171 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,920 Oh, I'm up for, you know... 172 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:10,690 Whatever. 173 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,729 Sweetie, are you okay? 174 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,831 Um, you know what? 175 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,099 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 176 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,734 I don't feel so well. 177 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,672 Night, Massie. I hope it's nothing serious. 178 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,207 Get some sleep, honey. 179 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,876 I'm sure it'll be gone in the morning. 180 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,044 I seriously hope so. 181 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,546 CLAIRE: Did you see her clothes 182 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,214 and her shoes and her hair? 183 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:37,250 I swear, she looked straight out of a magazine. 184 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,284 She is pretty cute. 185 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,285 Could we go shopping tomorrow? 186 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:40,953 For the first day of school? 187 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,789 What about the clothes we bought before we left Florida? 188 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,625 T.J. Maxx isn't gonna cut it here, Mom. 189 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,860 It's, like, designer everything. 190 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,664 Please? I just wanna fit in. 191 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,165 I really want her to like me. 192 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:55,167 Honey, she's gonna like you because you're you, 193 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,736 not because of what you wear. 194 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,907 All right, fine. 195 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,142 I suppose we both could use a new sweater or two. 196 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,243 It is pretty cold up here. 197 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,279 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 198 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,716 [HORSE WHINNIES] 199 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,026 [HORSE GALLOPING] 200 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,027 BOY: On your right! 201 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,128 [HORSE WHINNYING] 202 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,130 Hey, watch where you're going. 203 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,573 Hey, isn't there a law against texting and riding? 204 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,910 I'm Chris Abeley. I'm-- 205 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,278 Massie Block. I know who you are. 206 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,813 Really? Sure. 207 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,815 I used to come to your parents' charity auction 208 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,050 practically every year. 209 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,651 Hm, I wonder why we've never met. 210 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,920 I've been MIA the past couple of years. 211 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,589 In a boarding school in Connecticut. 212 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,590 Ha, sounds cliché. 213 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,191 Yeah, so is getting kicked out. 214 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,193 So I'm back at Briarwood for high school. 215 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,361 A bad boy, huh? 216 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,596 I guess that explains 217 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,130 why you're on a private trail. 218 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,967 Yeah, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. 219 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,102 Or the right one. 220 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,138 I-- I should go. I'll let you have your trail back. 221 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,173 Oh, no, it's okay. 222 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,709 I love having guests, really. 223 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,277 Well, maybe I'll see you back here. 224 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,279 I was thinking of riding again on Saturday. 225 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,015 Sure. Maybe you'd wanna ride together? 226 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,750 Sure, it's a date. 227 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,327 Did you hear that, Brownie? It's a date. 228 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:29,362 [SQUEAKS] 229 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,364 [MUZAK PLAYING] 230 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,038 What about this? Mom! 231 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,640 "At OCD, fashion is a fine art 232 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,241 and true form of self-expression." 233 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,309 Okay, okay. 234 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,381 Oh, these are perfect. 235 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,184 Oh, those are nice. Let's see. 236 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,987 Ooh. Sixty-two dollars. 237 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,891 "Excellence isn't encouraged, it's expected." 238 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,394 Expected, Mom. I'm sorry, honey. 239 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,863 With the move and everything, this is just too expensive. 240 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,133 Well, can I just look next door? 241 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,169 I'm not gonna buy anything, I just wanna look for ideas. 242 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,338 [SIGHS] 243 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,973 All right, fine, five minutes. 244 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,408 But then we're going to Old Navy. 245 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,777 They have a sale on turtlenecks. Okay, thanks, Mom. 246 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,379 [♪] 247 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,322 ♪ Clap your hands If you're feelin' me ♪ 248 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,892 ♪ One to the two Two to the three ♪ 249 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,194 ♪ Clap your hands If you're in the mix ♪ 250 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,897 ♪ Four to the five Five to the six ♪ 251 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,865 ♪ Hey DJ Turn me out ♪ 252 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,201 ♪ You gotta keep me movin' Till the moon goes down ♪ 253 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,037 ♪ Why don't you show me Yeah, you know me ♪ 254 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,707 ♪ Shake your thing Till you don't feel lonely ♪ 255 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,842 ♪ Hey, mister Break it down... ♪ 256 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,911 GIRL: But they look great. 257 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,212 Well, I'm not getting you a size 6. 258 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,380 But I am a size 6. 259 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,016 Well, when you're a size 4 again, 260 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,350 I'll get you the pants. 261 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,852 In every color. 262 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,323 Ooh! 263 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,725 [SIGHS] 264 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,327 Moms, they just don't get it. Right? 265 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,229 Weren't they kids once too? 266 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,333 I don't think they have a 4 in this whole store. 267 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,468 What about these? These are 4s. 268 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:24,043 If I try and fit into these, I won't be able to breathe. 269 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:27,279 Why don't you switch the tags? 270 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,181 That way, your mom thinks you're buying the 4 271 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,750 when you're buying the 6. 272 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,052 Then your mom's happy and you can exhale. 273 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,921 You're brilliant. 274 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,790 I'm Dylan. Claire. 275 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,325 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 276 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,393 We walked in on some dude. Trying on women's clothes. 277 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,229 No! Yeah, come on. 278 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,998 Oh, uh, nice meeting you, Claire. And thanks. 279 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,867 ♪ Hey, mister Break it down ♪ 280 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,003 ♪ You're a playboy You made me hit the ground... ♪ 281 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,410 Since excellence is expected. 282 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,250 [GASPS] 283 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,518 [SQUEALS] 284 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,453 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 285 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,992 [♪] 286 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,367 "Good girls go to Orlando. Bad girls go to Miami." 287 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,503 Where do ugly girls like you go? 288 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,440 Claire, Mrs. Block said that 289 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,942 you can go to school with Massie. 290 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,011 Oh. You should meet the driver 291 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,979 in front of the house at 7:30. 292 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,451 Their driver's going to take me to school? 293 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,357 You must be Claire. 294 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,927 Hi, Isaac. 295 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,195 Thanks. 296 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,539 Wow. 297 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:07,379 God, Claire, you scared me. 298 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,548 You shouldn't sneak up on people like that. 299 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,950 Sorry. 300 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,918 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] Oh, it's fine. 301 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,888 Do you mind sitting in the back? We have to pick up a few more. 302 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,156 Oh, um, sure. 303 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:28,634 ♪ Gotta get up and go ♪ 304 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:32,504 ♪ You better make your move ♪ 305 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,106 ♪ 'Cause, babe It's all gonna go ♪ 306 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,474 ♪ Whether you're ready You know ♪ 307 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,378 Relax, Claire. This isn't Epcot. 308 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,948 I swear, celebs are getting more DUIs than Ksubi jeans. 309 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,216 Hm. 310 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,552 Moschino dress, Alice and Olivia jacket, 311 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,420 Michael Kors handbag. 312 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,890 Adorable, 8.5. 313 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,358 Thank you. 314 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,133 Wait. Dylan? 315 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,534 Claire, right? 316 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,037 You two know each other? From the mall. 317 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,539 Claire's the one who had that brilliant idea about the pants. 318 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,541 When my mom was being a jerk to the 10th degree. 319 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,143 And then Dylan's friends came out 320 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,178 and started screaming about some guy. 321 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,014 Yeah, those are my friends too. 322 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:19,251 And FYI, that story's more last week than white skinny jeans. 323 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,321 Claire's the girl I told you about. 324 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,056 The one living in my guesthouse, 325 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,959 because her parents can't afford anything else right now. 326 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,697 Gummi Feet? 327 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,667 Thanks, but I don't eat sugar. And I don't eat feet. 328 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,001 [CLOSES DOOR] 329 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,704 ♪ Gotta get up and go ♪ 330 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,274 ♪ You better make your move ♪ 331 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,676 ♪ 'Cause, babe It's all gonna go ♪ 332 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,945 ♪ Whether you're ready You know ♪ 333 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,480 ♪ So just do what you do ♪ 334 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,584 ♪ You gotta get up and go ♪ 335 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,353 Hey. What's up, chica? 336 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:58,057 Hey, girl. Ooh, vintage Ralph Lauren, 9. 337 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,726 Well, you're a 10. You look amazing. 338 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,595 Just wait till tomorrow. Why? 339 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:07,399 ALL: Because you get better-looking every day. 340 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,602 ♪ Gotta get up and go ♪ 341 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,204 ♪ You better... ♪ 342 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,672 Hey, guys. 343 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,274 Somebody call the fashion police. 344 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,476 I'm making a citizen's arrest. 345 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,713 [SIGHS] 346 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,247 Finally. 347 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,552 ♪ I know a girl ♪ 348 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,989 ♪ She's a beauty queen She likes the scene ♪ 349 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,624 ♪ All over the world ♪ 350 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,394 ♪ People stop and stare She's everywhere ♪ 351 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,063 ♪ Inaffection's Got you thinking ♪ 352 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,598 ♪ That you're not one thing ♪ 353 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,534 ♪ That you're hiding In your room ♪ 354 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,738 ♪ It's got you thinking About the person ♪ 355 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,008 ♪ Who you wish Just wasn't you ♪ 356 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,676 ♪ You gotta know... ♪ 357 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,412 Seriously, Kris, when is your mom 358 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,314 gonna let you wear what you want? 359 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,782 My question first. 360 00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:00,152 One, why does it smell like first-class airline food? 361 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,555 I started the Circle diet today. Sorry. 362 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,159 And two, who's the stowaway? 363 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,094 [GASPS] Oh, my God! 364 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,529 Has she been there the whole time? 365 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,032 That's Claire. 366 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,566 Do we like her? 367 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,135 No. 368 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,203 [♪] 369 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,607 ♪ I know you're watchin' ♪ 370 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:25,044 ♪ When you see me Walkin' down the hall ♪ 371 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,111 ♪ Oh ♪ 372 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,348 ♪ Don't get too close to me ♪ 373 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:33,152 ♪ 'Cause baby Boy, I'll make you fall ♪ 374 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,521 ♪ Oh ♪ 375 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,822 CLAIRE: Um, Isaac? 376 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,124 [TIRES SCREECH] 377 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,360 ISAAC: Claire, sorry. 378 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,229 Thanks. 379 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,332 ♪...totally insane ♪ 380 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,569 ♪ But, boys, you gotta hear What I'm sayin' ♪ 381 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:58,177 ♪ You can look But don't touch ♪ 382 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,847 ♪ You know you're askin' For too much ♪ 383 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:05,551 ♪ Said you can look ♪ 384 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,320 ♪ Boy, you can't ♪ 385 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,855 ♪ I hear you talkin' ♪ 386 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:13,125 ♪ When I'm walkin' Down the hallway ♪ 387 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,794 Hey, Mass. We missed you guys Saturday night. 388 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:19,131 The party was completely unbloggable without you. 389 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,365 I know. 390 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,301 We heard you had some unexpected visitors. 391 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,369 [ALL GIGGLING] 392 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,105 Oh, my God, Jenna Dressler's wearing 393 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,739 her Chihuahua shirt again. 394 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,509 Hey, you guys. How was your winter break? 395 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,545 Massie, I heard you have an NBF from Florida. 396 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:34,880 False. If I had a new best friend, 397 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,449 she'd be here right now. 398 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,385 She is so off my top eight. She was in your top eight? 399 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:45,591 ♪ You can look But don't touch ♪ 400 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,493 Ow! Juicy Couture sweat suit. 401 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,795 No punch backs. 402 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,631 Wait, I lost an earring. 403 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,433 Nobody move! 404 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,169 I need to retrace. 405 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,537 Fan out, people. 406 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,340 ♪ You can look ♪ 407 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,643 ♪ Boy, you can't touch ♪ 408 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:10,883 GIRL: Hey, look out. 409 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,420 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 410 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,256 Are you okay? 411 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,590 I'm so sorry. 412 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,858 I was rushing. 413 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,361 My sister, she forgot her thermos 414 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,795 so I had to run all the way back here. 415 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:24,863 And I didn't even-- 416 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,433 Are you sure you're okay? 417 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,669 I'm sure. 418 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,704 I'm Chris Abeley. 419 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,774 I'm Claire Something. 420 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,777 Nice to meet you, Claire Something. 421 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,382 [♪] 422 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,819 [MASSIE GROWLS] 423 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,791 What are you doing? Uh, anger management much? 424 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,527 Hello, I can't wear one earring. I'll look like Johnny Depp. 425 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,662 But wasn't that a diamond? 426 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:57,896 [SCOFFS] Hey. 427 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:01,233 Uh, do you guys know where Room 41 is? 428 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:06,438 Yeah, um, turn around and go out these double doors. 429 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,539 Take a cab to JFK 430 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,774 and get on the next flight 431 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,576 to wherever the hell you came from. 432 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,844 [ALL GIGGLING] Latte, anyone? 433 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,681 I don't get it. What's going on? 434 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,683 Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ? 435 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,718 Um, no. 436 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,587 Then why are you all up in my grill? 437 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,322 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 438 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,525 I don't get it. Why are you being like this? 439 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,628 Hm, like what, Claire? What am I being like? 440 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,496 Like... 441 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,533 I don't know, a bitch? 442 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,001 [♪] 443 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,804 What did you just call me? 444 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,840 Nothing. I mean... 445 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,309 Nothing. 446 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,651 I can't believe she just said that. 447 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,853 She called you a bitch to your face. 448 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,321 Mass, what are you gonna do to her? 449 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:57,422 I don't know. 450 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,291 All I know is that Claire Lyons 451 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,327 should consider herself done, done, and you know what else? 452 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,395 ALL: Done. 453 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,966 [GIRLS CHATTERING] 454 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,002 [DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS] 455 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,315 Do you need a personal invitation to come in? 456 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,984 Give me your e-mail, I'll send you an Evite. 457 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:28,420 Sorry I'm late. I got a little lost. 458 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,355 And you are...? 459 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,757 I'm Claire. I'm new. 460 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,325 I'm Vincent, I'm old. 461 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,927 But you know what they say, 32 is the new 22. 462 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,329 [CHUCKLES] 463 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,830 My likes include Broadway musicals, 464 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,400 piña coladas and taking long walks in the rain. 465 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,636 And my dislikes are-- Now, what were they again? 466 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,406 Oh, yeah, tardiness. 467 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,709 There's a seat by the window. 468 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,311 And Miss Rivera, 469 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,814 this isn't the changing room at Saks. Make room. 470 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,550 Claire, I've seen paint dry faster. 471 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,952 Chop, chop. Chop squared, please. 472 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,422 Okay, you have your materials in front of you. 473 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:07,693 You have 15 minutes to paint this as still life. 474 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,497 [WINDS CLOCK] 475 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,541 I think I'm gonna use some of that too. 476 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,409 [CLAIRE GASPS] MASSIE: Oh-- Oh! 477 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:25,911 Oh, I'm sorry. 478 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,379 Is there a problem, ladies? 479 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,580 BOTH: No. 480 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:41,360 [PHONE BEEPS] 481 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,400 [GASPS] 482 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:52,404 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 483 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,743 Do you think I could start over? I'm not very good at this yet. 484 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,145 Commit to your work, Miss Lyons. This is a lesson for life. 485 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,581 Once you start something, you need to stick with it. 486 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,085 Oh, my-- Uh, Miss Lyons, 487 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:11,423 uh-- Um, here's a pass to the nurse. 488 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,091 And take your books with you. 489 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,026 I feel fine. Just go. 490 00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,499 [GIRLS GIGGLE] 491 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:21,800 [♪] 492 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,845 ALL: Uno, dos, 493 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,748 tres, cuatro, cinco... 494 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,683 [PHONE BEEPS] 495 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:43,622 ...seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez. 496 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,624 En español, por favor. 497 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,126 Por favor, uh... 498 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:53,999 me permission-o, uh, el bathroom-o? 499 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,645 Hey, Claire. 500 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:07,979 You look a little lost. 501 00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:09,815 I'm supposed to go to the nurse's office. 502 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,551 Easy. Just follow this hall all the way down, 503 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:13,785 past the main office and the gym. 504 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,053 Take a right at the band room. 505 00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:17,055 It's the first door on the right after that. 506 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,557 Be sure to be loud when you go in. 507 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,625 Nurse Adele's a little hard of hearing. 508 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,627 Thanks, Dylan, I really appreciate it. 509 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,795 My pleasure. 510 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,499 [SNIGGERS] 511 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,941 [LAUGHING] 512 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,710 Breathe into your powerhouse. 513 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:39,711 In... 514 00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:40,912 [ALL INHALE] 515 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,614 ...and out. 516 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:43,682 [ALL EXHALE] 517 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,851 [LOUDLY] Nurse Adele? 518 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,623 YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Nurse Adele's office is on the other side of the school 519 00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:53,258 by the art wing. 520 00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:54,693 But I was just there. 521 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:57,062 Namasté. 522 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:00,866 [ALL GIGGLING] 523 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:03,502 YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Ladies. 524 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,970 [CAMERA CLICKS] 525 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,508 [ALL LAUGHING] 526 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,611 Re-center. 527 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,015 Can I help you with something, dear? 528 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,618 Um, I don't know. 529 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,753 I'm not really sure why I'm here. 530 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:24,523 Vincent told me to come. 531 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:29,027 Ah, don't worry. Got your period. 532 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,229 No, I didn't. What? 533 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,766 Look at the back of your jeans. 534 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,171 How is this possible? 535 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,607 I-- I don't-- Be right back. 536 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:54,653 Alicia, red paint. 537 00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:55,787 ADELE: Don't worry, dear. 538 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:58,323 This is also the lost and found. 539 00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,191 Go through and pick out something you like. 540 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:02,561 Really? Really. 541 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,628 Whatever you want. 542 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:04,930 These girls want nothing to do 543 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:07,566 with last season's clothes, trust me. 544 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:13,204 [♪] 545 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,107 ♪ Ho-oh ♪ 546 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,712 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 547 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:24,082 ♪ One of the cool kids This year ♪ 548 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,688 ♪ What a surprise now 'Cause all that I am's real ♪ 549 00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:31,256 ♪ And it's kind of weird ♪ 550 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,194 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 551 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:37,829 ♪ Tryin' to find my way ♪ 552 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,231 ♪ Tryin' to find my place ♪ 553 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,867 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 554 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,302 Hey, cool top. 555 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:47,072 I had the same one but I lost it. 556 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,811 Looks like someone went shopping at Nursestrom's today. 557 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:56,181 [ALL GIGGLE] Seven's so three years ago. 558 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,283 ALL: Loser, loser, double loser, 559 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:02,320 whatever, as if, get the picture, duh. 560 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:05,991 [GRUNTS] 561 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:06,992 Ow. What the--? 562 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,927 Juicy hoodie, no punch backs. 563 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:11,029 Now, lean in. I've got major gossip. 564 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:12,263 How many points is it worth? 565 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:13,698 None, it's about me. 566 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,934 Why didn't you tell us in the car? 567 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,871 There is a reason I was MIA yesterday. 568 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,306 "MIA"? 569 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,209 Missing in Armani? I was being asked out on a date. 570 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,944 [ALL GASP] By a boy? 571 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,145 As opposed to who? 572 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,015 Yes, a boy. A Briarwood boy. No. 573 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,983 Yes, he's a freshman in high school. 574 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:32,984 Shut up. 575 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,352 His name's Chris Abeley. 576 00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:36,788 We have to do some major recon after school today. 577 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:39,024 Oh, no, I don't know. I have a ton of homework. 578 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,426 You seriously cannot be stressed out about school already. 579 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:43,228 It's only first day after winter break. 580 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,829 Well, I already have to come up with 581 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,297 the Women in the Workforce project. 582 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,667 I have to have a business plan and a budget. 583 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,835 It's worth, like, 60 percent of my grade. 584 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:54,272 Does anyone wanna trade for something edible? 585 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:55,874 Ask her. 586 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,941 [SCOFFS] 587 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,413 You guys, I feel bad. 588 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,948 Maybe we could pull up a chair? 589 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:07,218 [ALL LAUGHING] 590 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:10,021 That was Clairious. 591 00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,991 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 592 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,263 [♪] 593 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,337 MASSIE: Okay, so I called Isaac 594 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:28,006 to meet us here at Briarwood at 4:30. 595 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,241 So we have to hurry. ALICIA: Tell it to Chris Abeley. 596 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:32,877 By the way, micro-mini? So not good for spying. 597 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,180 Quiet. Hey, what happened to the diet? 598 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,348 I'm starving. It's either this or my left arm. 599 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:38,783 It's 4:15. 600 00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:40,185 Chris Abeley will be here, don't worry. 601 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,252 Who's worried? 602 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,754 ALICIA: Hear about the New York 603 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,289 field trip to the Museum of Modern Art? 604 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:46,257 Vincent's taking the whole seventh grade. 605 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,495 [SQUEALS] It's Chris Abeley. 606 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:52,397 There's Chris Abeley. 607 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,200 I want to, but I don't know. 608 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,202 Oh-- My-- 609 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,336 God. 610 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:03,775 ALICIA: Oh, my God, look at him! 611 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,410 [ALL SQUEALING] 612 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,015 He's coming this way. Chris Abeley is coming this way. 613 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:12,250 MASSIE: Get down. 614 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:17,155 BOY: I got at least three or four hours of homework tonight. 615 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:19,824 Really? You do? Yeah, it's not even funny. 616 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,025 [ALL GIGGLING] 617 00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:22,127 Shh. 618 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:23,962 [GROANING] 619 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:29,334 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 620 00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:32,937 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 621 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,006 MASSIE: Yeah. 622 00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,177 [♪] 623 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,885 JUDI: Hey, how was your first day? 624 00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,186 Good. 625 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,794 Hey, whose clothes are those? 626 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,862 Oh. Massie's. You know Massie. 627 00:29:57,862 --> 00:30:01,032 She keeps, like, three changes of backup clothes in her locker. 628 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:03,401 She, uh, wanted me to be dressed more like her. 629 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,204 Oh. 630 00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:08,873 Well, uh, maybe we should return your new jeans, then, huh? 631 00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:10,275 You can't. 632 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:13,211 I spilled paint all over them in art class. 633 00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:15,413 I'm sorry, Mom, I know you spent a lot. 634 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,448 Oh, no, come on, honey, that's okay. 635 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,951 I mean, it's just pants. It's no big deal. 636 00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:21,586 I'm just glad 637 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,421 you and Massie are hitting it off. 638 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,957 MASSIE: I hate her. 639 00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,525 Claire. 640 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:29,494 She sits there like this perfect, wide-eyed, 641 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,563 innocent goody two-shoes. 642 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,965 Meanwhile, she's trying to be BFFs with Dylan 643 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:36,367 and she's throwing herself at Chris Abeley behind my back. 644 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,270 I mean, you can't just drive into someone else's town 645 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:40,972 and live in someone else's house 646 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,341 and try to take over someone else's friends, right? 647 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,544 [TYPING] 648 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,050 I mean, what's next? 649 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,451 She's gonna change her last name to Block 650 00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:54,919 and move into my bedroom? 651 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,554 [WHIMPERS] 652 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:01,893 I may live on 4.6 acres of property, 653 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:04,362 but there is no way that it's big enough for me and: 654 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,898 [TYPING HARD] 655 00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:11,035 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 656 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,303 ♪ Do-do, do-do You make me... ♪ 657 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:14,005 I can't believe your lips are still red 658 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,373 from all those cherries. I know. 659 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,408 Aren't they luscious? 660 00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:21,312 Whatev. I just wish my lip gloss lasted that long. 661 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,348 Actually, if you could sell that, 662 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:25,049 you could make a fortune. 663 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:29,087 Lipstick that lasts 24 hours. You can even wake up pretty. 664 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,357 Oh, my God, that-- That's it, Massie. 665 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,259 That's what I can do for my project. 666 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,361 A makeup company. And you guys could help me. 667 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,528 [ALL GASP] Hey, yeah. 668 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:39,497 Oh, my God, I am so smart. 669 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,199 That really is a good idea. 670 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:44,402 Uh, conversation between the taco and burrito, "nacho." 671 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:47,205 Anyways, we could make everything all natural. 672 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:49,540 And edible. When you get bored of a color, you could eat it. 673 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,276 [GASPS] I heart that. 674 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,511 We could sell it on that field trip to New York on Saturday. 675 00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:54,913 The whole class will be there. 676 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,181 You guys, we need a great name. 677 00:31:57,181 --> 00:31:59,117 What about Homeworks? 678 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,551 Because we make it at home... 679 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,221 and it works. 680 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,023 "Homeworks"? 681 00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,325 That makes us sound like losers who don't have any friends 682 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,027 and never go out, like... 683 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,561 [ALL LAUGH] 684 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,134 What about "Glambition"? 685 00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:22,140 It'll do until I think of something better. 686 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,709 Oh, my God. We're gonna be so rich. 687 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:27,445 Oh, please. We already are. 688 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,681 To Glambition. ALL: To Glambition. 689 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,716 ♪ You are my everything ♪ 690 00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:36,988 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 691 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:39,023 ♪ Come with me Take my hand ♪ 692 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:42,193 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 693 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:44,228 ♪ Do-do, do-do... ♪ FYI, Claire. 694 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:48,166 There are more girls than those girls in this school. 695 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,267 Go find them. 696 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:53,204 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 697 00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:55,173 ♪ You make me want to sing ♪ 698 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:59,744 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 699 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:02,046 ♪ You are my everything ♪ 700 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:04,582 ♪ Do-do, do-do ♪ 701 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:05,717 ♪ Do-do, do-do... ♪ 702 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,719 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 703 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:10,388 ♪ --understand I know you can ♪ 704 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,764 Is that real? 705 00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,467 I got this at CVS for a buck 20. 706 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:24,202 Oh, well, you never know. 707 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:27,005 For all I know, those Picassos on the wall could be real. 708 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,072 They are. 709 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,577 I'm Layne. 710 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,178 Claire, right? 711 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:36,080 Yeah, you're new around here. Word travels fast. 712 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,382 Oh, oatmeal? 713 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,051 No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. 714 00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:44,055 One day here and you're already dressed 715 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:46,657 like a pure Massie-chist. 716 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,493 You guys friends? 717 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,595 [GIGGLING INAUDIBLY] 718 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:54,198 Um, yeah, we kind of are. 719 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,068 I didn't realize the Pretty Committee 720 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:59,370 was taking applications for new members. 721 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,808 Hey, cool bag. 722 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:06,711 It's a stereo. Fifty bucks, Spencer Gifts. 723 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,782 [BAG PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] 724 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,623 ♪ Do you know...? ♪ 725 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:21,392 Oh, my God. That is so gross. What is she doing? 726 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,762 ♪ I am lovesick Just for you ♪ 727 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:26,431 ♪ Now I-- ♪ [CLICKS OFF] 728 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:35,706 Are you sure it's okay for you to be sitting here? 729 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:38,309 Massie looks pissed. 730 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,245 She's fine. I told her, you know, 731 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:44,115 I can't hang out with only her all the time. 732 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:53,091 Yeah. She seems really jealous. 733 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,127 I'll text her later. 734 00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,797 This is kind of random, but you have plans Friday night? 735 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,332 None. 736 00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:03,301 Hey, uh, maybe we can watch a movie 737 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:06,871 or listen to my bag or, uh, something. 738 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,239 That would be great. 739 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,217 Hi there, everybody. Oh, hi. 740 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,885 So, Claire, you're coming to the sleepover 741 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,587 Friday night, right? 742 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,555 I'm sorry? Massie's having all the usual suspects: 743 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:27,325 Dylan, Alicia, Kristen. 744 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:28,860 She wants me to come? 745 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,695 Of course. I'll go. 746 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:33,331 Sorry, Todd, no boys. 747 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:36,767 Wow, I'd love to come. Great. 748 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:39,370 Seven o'clock. Sounds great. 749 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:42,507 Maybe I'll invite my friends over too. 750 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:43,808 You have friends? 751 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,710 Don't you? 752 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:48,913 I'm really sorry, Layne. 753 00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,648 My parents have to go out Friday night, 754 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,384 so I have to babysit my little brother. 755 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:55,520 Maybe we can hang out another time? 756 00:35:57,922 --> 00:35:59,891 Great. Bye. 757 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,260 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 758 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,528 ♪ Yeah ♪ 759 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,796 DYLAN: Yeah? KRISTEN: Ow! I like it. 760 00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:07,398 Isn't it awesome? Not. 761 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,833 No. 762 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:12,937 Seriously, this is, like, '60s-slash-medieval. 763 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:15,173 That's really cute. Seriously? 764 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,475 Check it out. For sure. 765 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:21,179 ALL: Eww. Get rid of it. It's nasty. 766 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,416 Oh, yes. 767 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,418 Yeah, I... Well, you know... 768 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,320 What are you doing here? 769 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,789 I'm here for the sleepover. 770 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,259 KENDRA: Hey, Claire. 771 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,795 Okay, girls, break's over. 772 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:39,830 Any clothes you're donating need to go 773 00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:41,933 in these boxes for the auction. What auction? 774 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:45,436 We host the OCD auction to raise money for scholarships. 775 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,639 I know one local charity that could use a donation. 776 00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:49,707 Massie, kitchen, now. 777 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,244 Hey, let's go down to the cabana. 778 00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:54,412 Yeah. 779 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:03,854 Mom! How could you do this to me? 780 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:06,390 I told you if you didn't invite Claire, I would. 781 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,892 I didn't think you actually meant it. 782 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,594 Massie, just try to be nice. 783 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:12,997 I did, but Mom, you should see how she treats me at school. 784 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:14,532 She's not this nice, sweet, 785 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,667 innocent girl everyone makes her out to be. 786 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,270 I know you, and there are always two sides to your story. 787 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,839 Well, it'd be nice if you took my side for a change. 788 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:23,741 You need to take Bean for a walk. 789 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,443 [MASSIE GROANS] 790 00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:29,747 [♪] 791 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:43,361 Um, I'm going down to the cabana. 792 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:45,429 That's where we sleep. 793 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,731 Come if you want. 794 00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:50,568 Or not. 795 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:52,570 Okay. 796 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:06,050 Okay, would you rather be A, a friendless loser, or B, 797 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:08,719 a person with tons of friends who secretly hate you? 798 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,054 Oh, easy. B. 799 00:38:10,054 --> 00:38:11,055 Definitely B. 800 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:12,556 B all the way. 801 00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:14,492 [DOOR OPENS] 802 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:16,360 Claire, what do you think? 803 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,329 Would you rather be a friendless loser, 804 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:20,564 or a person with tons of friends who secretly hate you? 805 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:25,436 Um, I guess I'd rather be the friendless loser. 806 00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:27,471 Congrats, you got your wish. 807 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,374 Harsh. I was kidding. 808 00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:33,744 Claire, ever play Truth or Dare? 809 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:35,946 [ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 810 00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:38,816 You just gonna stand there all night? 811 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,318 DYLAN: Wait, I have a good idea. 812 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,787 Okay. I want to do one. 813 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:43,921 Okay, someone ask me first. 814 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,323 My house. Me first. 815 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,424 Okay. 816 00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:47,725 Ooh. Truth or dare? 817 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:49,694 Mm... truth. 818 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,795 Okay. 819 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:52,530 Have you ever kissed a boy? 820 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,766 No, you guys, that's stupid. We already know the answer. 821 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,535 No, but ask me after the auction 822 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,603 and the answer will be a definite yes. 823 00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:00,838 ALL: Ooh. 824 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,674 Okay, Claire, truth or dare? 825 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,676 Dare. 826 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:06,811 Who do you like? 827 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,916 Um, I like a lot of people. 828 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,617 I like my parents, my friends-- 829 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:17,421 Not just like. "Like" like, like more-than-a-friend like. 830 00:39:17,421 --> 00:39:19,724 I don't know. 831 00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:20,891 If you had to pick. 832 00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:23,594 Someone here in Westchester. 833 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:27,531 Well, I guess I don't really know anyone. 834 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:36,073 Okay, there was this skateboard guy, Chris. 835 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:39,677 He's got this shaggy blond hair, deep blue eyes, scar above his-- 836 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,678 You mean, Chris Abeley? 837 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:41,879 That's the guy Massie 838 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,748 was just talking about kissing. 839 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,983 Wait, is--? Is he your boyfriend? 840 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:47,885 ALICIA: Wow, Claire. 841 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,520 Are you in accelerated math? 842 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,088 You can put two and two together. 843 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:55,726 Stop talking about school. It's really stressing me out. 844 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,528 Can we just go to bed? 845 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,065 [CLAPS] 846 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:07,071 [MAKES FLATULATING SOUND] 847 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,740 Oh, my God. Claire, was that you? 848 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,008 How embarrassing. 849 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,743 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 850 00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,044 Shh. 851 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,915 Funny, Leesh, I thought it was the sound 852 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,417 of your boobs rubbing together. 853 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,519 DYLAN: Snap. 854 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:26,590 Let's just go to sleep. 855 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,595 [♪] 856 00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:49,146 Claire, wait. 857 00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:51,482 You don't have to go. 858 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:53,484 "Have to"? 859 00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:54,518 I want to. 860 00:40:54,518 --> 00:40:57,021 Fine. Whatever. 861 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:01,959 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 862 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:03,861 ♪ Oh ♪ 863 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:07,565 Should we make our lip gloss with lavender oil or peanut oil? 864 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:08,899 Or this recipe has both. 865 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,135 Not peanut. Massie's allergic. 866 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:14,705 Puh-lease. Nothing touches these lips but MAC and-- 867 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:16,173 Chris Abeley. Exactly. 868 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:17,775 No, I mean Chris Abeley, he's here. 869 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:18,809 What? 870 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,211 [ALL SQUEAL] 871 00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,482 LAYNE: Hey, Claire. 872 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,950 CLAIRE: Hey, glad you could make it. 873 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,117 Oh, Claire, meet my brother. 874 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:28,752 Chris. We've met. 875 00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:31,889 We had a little run-in on the first day of school. 876 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,826 Well, if you're looking for your girlfriend, she's up there. 877 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:38,128 My girlfriend lives across town. 878 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:39,797 But I thought your girlfriend was-- 879 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,065 LAYNE: Fawn. 880 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,133 Yeah, she's perfect, she's beautiful, 881 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:45,936 and they've been together since seventh grade. 882 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:49,073 It's sickening. 883 00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,575 MR. ABELEY: Chris, if you wanna go riding, we gotta go. 884 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:52,810 Oh, Chris, um, wait. 885 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,845 It's just something in-- In your hair. 886 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,148 [ALL GASPING] 887 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:03,988 There. 888 00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:05,956 Got it. 889 00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:09,894 Isaac! 890 00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:12,563 [♪] 891 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,833 [HORSE WHINNIES] 892 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:16,967 MASSIE: Hey. 893 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,702 Hey. 894 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:22,973 So how could you come to my house and not bother to say hi? 895 00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:23,974 Sorry. 896 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,910 My dad, he was in a hurry. 897 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:28,045 How could you have not told me Layne's your sister? 898 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:29,146 I love Layne. 899 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:32,049 Really? Since when? Since always. 900 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,585 We should totally invite Layne riding sometime. 901 00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:36,320 Yeah, Layne doesn't really ride. 902 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,722 I could teach her. I'm a great teacher. 903 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,324 Patient and compassionate and-- 904 00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:42,593 And modest. Yeah, that too. 905 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:44,828 We should all hang out sometime. 906 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:46,297 What are you doing with my hat? 907 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,232 I'm gonna donate it into the auction on Saturday. 908 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,067 You better not. You'll just have to come. 909 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:52,636 Actually, the day of the auction's my birthday. 910 00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:55,573 Oh. What better place to celebrate? 911 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,840 [♪] 912 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,208 ♪ Girl ♪ 913 00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,911 ♪ The girl everyone Wants to be ♪ 914 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,613 ♪ Girl ♪ 915 00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,682 ♪ The girl everyone Thinks is neat ♪ 916 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,050 ♪ Girl ♪ 917 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:07,351 ♪ Look at her She's got everything ♪ 918 00:43:07,351 --> 00:43:08,852 [HORN HONKS] 919 00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:11,622 ♪ So never has a doubt, no ♪ 920 00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:16,193 ♪ Never has a doubt, no ♪ 921 00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:18,162 Layne, you're just the person I wanted to see. 922 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:19,763 I am? 923 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:20,764 Mm-hm. 924 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:23,334 I have so much to tell you. 925 00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:27,204 Layne. Layne. 926 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,240 Layne. 927 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,809 I tried to MySpace you last night, 928 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,344 but it didn't go through. 929 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,045 The thing is, 930 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,648 uh, I don't really have time for friend requests right now 931 00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:39,249 because I'm-- I'm really busy, you know, 932 00:43:39,249 --> 00:43:40,851 babysitting my brother. 933 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,620 But your brother's 15. 934 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,154 MASSIE: Layne. 935 00:43:44,154 --> 00:43:47,858 Layne, are we still on for manis and pedis after school? 936 00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:49,360 For suresies. 937 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,265 Whoa. Wait a sec. You and Massie? 938 00:43:55,265 --> 00:43:57,134 Since when do you wanna be friends with her? 939 00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,970 Everyone wants to be friends with Massie. 940 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,271 Isn't that why you lied to me 941 00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:03,273 and ditched me for her sleepover? 942 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:06,143 Yeah. 943 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,145 That's what I thought. 944 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,147 Hey, Mass, wait up. 945 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,316 Hey, Massie, wait up. Massie. 946 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,218 Layne, enough with the all caps. 947 00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:15,753 Stop yelling. 948 00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:16,987 [SIGHS] 949 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,822 I told you not to talk to me at school. 950 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:22,226 But I thought we were friends now. 951 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:23,227 We are. 952 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,195 Secret friends. Top-secret. 953 00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:26,764 Okay? 954 00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:31,001 Okay. 955 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,736 Hi. 956 00:44:32,736 --> 00:44:34,738 Why were you talking to Layne Abeley? 957 00:44:34,738 --> 00:44:36,840 I was yelling at her for getting oatmeal on my Fendi. 958 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,308 Okay. Enough about Layne. 959 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:40,944 I'm calling an emergency Glambition meeting after school. 960 00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:42,179 The field trip is in six days 961 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,847 and we haven't made lip gloss yet. 962 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,250 I've actually got somewhere to be after school. 963 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:49,920 Does it involve someone named Chris Babe-ly? 964 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,056 Uh, you could say that. 965 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,357 Uh, listen, tell you what. 966 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,325 Meet at my house at 5 and tell the girls. 967 00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:57,027 What I have to do shouldn't take long. 968 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,096 Okay. Bye. All right, bye. 969 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,031 MASSIE: Layne! 970 00:45:02,332 --> 00:45:05,436 Layne, come on, your water's getting cold. 971 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:07,938 Sorry, this is her first time. 972 00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:10,007 Do you have any US Weeklaround here? 973 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:12,176 Mm-hm. 974 00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:15,079 Okay. 975 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,214 Uh, FYI, you're only supposed to pick one. 976 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,083 Well, I think it'd be cool 977 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:22,753 to have a different color on each finger and toe, don't you? 978 00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:25,489 Ow! Okay, hot. Ha-ha-ha. It's hot. 979 00:45:25,489 --> 00:45:26,890 You'll get used to it. 980 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,893 Just stick your feet in and relax 981 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,428 quietly. 982 00:45:31,428 --> 00:45:33,497 Okay. All right. 983 00:45:33,497 --> 00:45:35,332 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, 984 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:37,267 ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 985 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:38,769 Ah. 986 00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:42,339 So tell me about Chris. Are you two close? 987 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:45,209 Yeah, we're like besties. We tell each other everything. 988 00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:46,944 Oh. 989 00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:48,812 So has--? Has he mentioned me? 990 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:49,880 No. 991 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,384 [LAUGHING] 992 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,286 That tickles. 993 00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:07,164 [PATIO DOOR SLIDES OPENS] 994 00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:12,770 Um, we're having a private meeting. 995 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,239 If Mass ever shows. 996 00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:18,976 [SCOFFS] 997 00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:21,145 Claire, are you a bird? 998 00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:22,312 No. 999 00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:24,948 Then why is your suit so cheap? 1000 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,084 ALL: Cheap, cheap, cheap. 1001 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:30,554 Actually, Leesh, it's an original Astrid from Brazil. 1002 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:32,022 Surprised you couldn't tell. 1003 00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:33,957 I've heard of Astrid. 1004 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:37,127 I read a whole article about her in Teen Vogue. 1005 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,562 You mean, him? 1006 00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:42,032 Mm. Seriously, what is taking Massie so long? 1007 00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:44,501 This project is worth, like, a bazillion percent of my grade. 1008 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:48,272 If I fail, I'm stealing her tweezers for a month. 1009 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:51,575 Well, would it kill you to have a little fun while you waited? 1010 00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:53,477 With you? Probably. 1011 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,045 [SCOFFS] 1012 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,950 [SCREAMS] 1013 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,153 That was sweet. 1014 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:06,557 [GIGGLING] You guys should really come in. 1015 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:12,029 Why not? It's not like we're doing anything. 1016 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:16,166 [ALL YELPING] 1017 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:24,975 [ALL LAUGHING] 1018 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:26,977 ♪ It's a party When you come around ♪ 1019 00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:30,447 ♪ Move around in a crowd Come on, everybody, shout ♪ 1020 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:34,084 ♪ When we're all together It's a guaranteed freakout ♪ 1021 00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,619 ♪ When you come around ♪ 1022 00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:37,321 ♪ You know you gotta Get up and roll ♪ 1023 00:47:37,321 --> 00:47:39,323 ♪ Get up and roll ♪ 1024 00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:40,324 [MUSIC STOPS] 1025 00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:42,392 MASSIE: What's going on? 1026 00:47:42,392 --> 00:47:44,328 I thought we were having a meeting. 1027 00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:46,630 Well, we were, but you were an hour late. 1028 00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:49,566 I wasn't late, I was lost. 1029 00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:51,602 Thank God Chris Abeley was a Boy Scout 1030 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:54,638 or I swear I would've never made it out of the woods. 1031 00:47:54,638 --> 00:47:57,074 I seriously could've died out there. 1032 00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:59,476 Thank God you're safe. What if something happened? 1033 00:47:59,476 --> 00:48:02,112 We would've never finished our project. 1034 00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:04,548 Nice suit, Claire. 1035 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,016 It's an original Astrid. 1036 00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:07,651 Unless "Astrid" means bargain-basement, 1037 00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:10,320 chain-store, low-rent knockoff, 1038 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,289 I don't think so. 1039 00:48:12,289 --> 00:48:14,491 [♪] 1040 00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,276 Hey. What's up? 1041 00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:34,044 Hey. Hey, what's wrong? 1042 00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:35,212 Claire, Claire. 1043 00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:38,615 What's wrong? What happened? 1044 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:40,517 Nothing. 1045 00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:42,619 Did something happen at the pool? 1046 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:46,390 Was it Massie? 1047 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,191 [SNIFFLES] 1048 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:50,027 What did she do? I told you, nothing. 1049 00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:52,296 Well, if it's nothing, then why are you so upset? 1050 00:48:54,131 --> 00:48:56,166 Look, either you tell me what's going on here 1051 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,701 or else I'm gonna go find out for myself. 1052 00:48:57,701 --> 00:49:00,370 Mom, no, please. You can't-- You can't do that. 1053 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,072 It was a stupid misunderstanding. 1054 00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,607 It was nothing. 1055 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,143 I'll talk to Massie about it. It'll be cool, really. 1056 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:07,978 Why don't you go talk about it right now? 1057 00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:11,548 After dinner, once my homework's done. 1058 00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:13,550 Fine, after dinner. 1059 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:16,053 Either you talk to Massie or I'm gonna talk to her mom. 1060 00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:17,154 Okay? 1061 00:49:22,092 --> 00:49:23,994 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1062 00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:30,734 Hi, Mrs. Block. Is Massie home? 1063 00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:33,503 No, honey, she's not. Can I help you? 1064 00:49:33,503 --> 00:49:36,707 I just needed to talk to her about pre-algebra. 1065 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,276 She took Bean for a walk but you're welcome to wait for her. 1066 00:49:39,276 --> 00:49:40,577 Okay. 1067 00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:47,684 [♪] 1068 00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:58,762 Whoa. 1069 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:17,147 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 1070 00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:19,709 I didn't realize Peter Pan was holding auditions today. 1071 00:51:19,709 --> 00:51:21,812 I hope you get the part. 1072 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:25,415 [♪] 1073 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,706 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1074 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,578 Ew. What are you wearing? 1075 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:56,379 What are you wearing? 1076 00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:58,148 I thought we were going all Teen Vogue-ish today. 1077 00:51:58,148 --> 00:52:00,550 Hey, Claire. Hey, Leesh. 1078 00:52:03,487 --> 00:52:05,388 [BEAN YELPS] 1079 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:07,691 Come on, Bean. 1080 00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:09,159 [YAPPING] 1081 00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:12,496 [♪] 1082 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,446 TODD: Hey. [GASPS] 1083 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:31,648 Todd! Don't mind me. 1084 00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:35,185 What are you doing? 1085 00:52:54,638 --> 00:52:56,273 [SIGHS] [TYPING] 1086 00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:30,941 Uh, even Mary-Kate knew when her boho look had run its course. 1087 00:53:30,941 --> 00:53:32,809 Laundry day. 1088 00:53:36,246 --> 00:53:38,248 MASSIE: Bean. 1089 00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:41,918 Bean! 1090 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,854 Bean. 1091 00:53:44,854 --> 00:53:46,823 Where are you, Bean? 1092 00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:48,291 [WHIMPERS] Shh. 1093 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:51,628 [WHISPERS] No barking and no pooping. 1094 00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:52,963 [DOOR OPENS] 1095 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,631 I'll be back soon. 1096 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:56,600 [WHIMPERS] 1097 00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:10,013 Man, I can't believe this. 1098 00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:15,585 Todd, stop doing that. 1099 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:18,455 She's got, like, a gazillion pictures. 1100 00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:19,723 Don't you think she'd have one 1101 00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:21,391 without her annoying friends in them? 1102 00:54:21,391 --> 00:54:22,959 Don't worry. If this works, 1103 00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:25,362 Massie will be without her annoying friends soon enough. 1104 00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:26,730 And put the pictures back. 1105 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:28,965 [IMITATING CLAIRE] "Put the pictures back." 1106 00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:35,705 CLAIRE: Kris, you still there? 1107 00:54:35,705 --> 00:54:37,741 [COMPUTER CHIMES] 1108 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:38,908 KRISTEN: Always. 1109 00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:41,611 CLAIRE: Doin' homework? 1110 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:42,779 KRISTEN: Glambition. 1111 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:45,015 I've just gotta get an A, Mass. 1112 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,783 CLAIRE: What if you don't? 1113 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:49,419 KRISTEN: You don't wanna know. 1114 00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:51,288 CLAIRE: Parents? 1115 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,656 KRISTEN: Everything. 1116 00:54:52,656 --> 00:54:55,025 CLAIRE: What do you mean? 1117 00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:57,761 KRISTEN: Forget it. 1118 00:54:57,761 --> 00:55:00,363 CLAIRE: No, tell me. 1119 00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:03,333 Secret for a secret? 1120 00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:06,670 KRISTEN: No. 1121 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,372 CLAIRE: Come on. 1122 00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:12,409 I have something that I haven't told anyone. 1123 00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:17,347 KRISTEN: Okay, you first. 1124 00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:18,815 CLAIRE: Okay. You know how I've been 1125 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:20,483 hanging with Chris Abeley? 1126 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:23,787 Well, I've been hanging with Layne too. 1127 00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:26,556 KRISTEN: Oh, my God. 1128 00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:30,026 CLAIRE: And I actually like her. 1129 00:55:30,026 --> 00:55:32,962 KRISTEN: Oh, my God times two. 1130 00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:35,598 CLAIRE: Okay, your turn. 1131 00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:38,702 KRISTEN: Okay, but you can't tell. 1132 00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:41,838 You know how I'm always worried about grades? 1133 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:44,708 It's not just because I have strict parents. 1134 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,510 It's because I have poor parents. 1135 00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:50,847 I'm on a scholarship at OCD. 1136 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:53,750 CLAIRE: Oh, my God times three. 1137 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:56,820 But you live in the Montador building. 1138 00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:01,458 KRISTEN: No, we live in the apartment building next door. 1139 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:04,361 You better not tell. Not even for gossip points. 1140 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,528 [CLATTERING] 1141 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:06,696 Massie, promise. 1142 00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:08,131 MASSIE: Bean, are you in here? 1143 00:56:08,131 --> 00:56:10,800 It's Massie. She's back, she's coming. 1144 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,136 Go, go under the bed. Go. 1145 00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:15,505 Bean. 1146 00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:19,409 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 1147 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,784 KRISTEN: Seriously, you can't tell the other girls. 1148 00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:29,519 MASSIE: What are you talking about? 1149 00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:31,488 KRISTEN: What I just told you. 1150 00:56:31,488 --> 00:56:32,655 MASSIE: Huh? 1151 00:56:32,655 --> 00:56:34,124 KRISTEN: Nice. Forget it, Mass. 1152 00:56:34,124 --> 00:56:35,492 Ugh! 1153 00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:45,635 We have to do something. We can't stay under here all night. 1154 00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:46,736 You have to go out there. 1155 00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:48,905 No way. 1156 00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:50,740 You can play the "creepy little brother 1157 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:53,443 crushing on the hot neighbor" angle. 1158 00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:58,782 Todd, I'm serious. Help. 1159 00:56:58,782 --> 00:57:02,986 If I do this, you owe me bigtime. 1160 00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:05,054 [♪] 1161 00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:15,198 Oh, my God! What are you doing in here? 1162 00:57:15,198 --> 00:57:17,133 Wait, this isn't the guesthouse? 1163 00:57:17,133 --> 00:57:18,668 Ow! Ow! 1164 00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:21,538 Oh, my God. Mom! 1165 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:22,839 Mom! 1166 00:57:22,839 --> 00:57:25,208 MASSIE: What is going on? 1167 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,812 Oh, thank God. 1168 00:57:28,812 --> 00:57:30,814 Uh, thank me. 1169 00:57:30,814 --> 00:57:32,482 [♪] 1170 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,821 What's that? 1171 00:57:37,821 --> 00:57:39,689 A letter to the West Law neighborhood security. 1172 00:57:39,689 --> 00:57:41,591 I'm thinking of filing a restraining order 1173 00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:43,893 against that prepubescent monkey boy. 1174 00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:46,196 Why don't you talk to your new BFF about it? 1175 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:48,465 After all, the monkey freak's her brother. 1176 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,633 Claire's not my BFF. 1177 00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:52,869 Kristen asked her to sign up for squash with us. 1178 00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:55,238 She gave me her extra racket so I wouldn't have to buy one. 1179 00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:57,006 What was I supposed to do, ignore her? 1180 00:57:57,006 --> 00:57:59,242 Uh, yeah. That's what we always do. 1181 00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:01,478 And since when can't you afford your own racket? 1182 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:04,080 Nice, Mass, that's real nice. Thanks. 1183 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,248 Thanks a lot. 1184 00:58:05,248 --> 00:58:07,250 What? 1185 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:10,553 Remind me not to go on the scale anymore. 1186 00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:12,021 Duh. If you're gonna weigh yourself, 1187 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:13,823 take off that tent you call a skirt. 1188 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:15,525 It must weigh, like, 15 pounds. 1189 00:58:15,525 --> 00:58:17,727 Which is nothing compared to my thunder thighs, right? 1190 00:58:17,727 --> 00:58:19,529 What is everyone's problem? 1191 00:58:19,529 --> 00:58:22,098 Who are you people and what have you done with my friends? 1192 00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:25,201 By friends, do you mean us or Layne? 1193 00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:28,137 L-- I'm not friends with Layne Abeley. 1194 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,939 Hey, guys, what's going on? 1195 00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:32,642 Well, what's going on is a spot in our foursome just opened up. 1196 00:58:32,642 --> 00:58:34,611 Wanna join us, Claire? 1197 00:58:34,611 --> 00:58:36,179 But I thought you already had four. 1198 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,214 Not anymore. 1199 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:43,653 Whoa, you... 1200 00:58:43,653 --> 00:58:47,957 Wait-- Wait a sec. You guys are choosing Claire over me? 1201 00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:50,226 Well? 1202 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,600 I'm in. 1203 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:05,675 Oh, my God. Did you see? I know. It was just-- 1204 00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:08,111 GIRL 1: She's such a loser now. 1205 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:10,847 GIRL 2: Thank you. GIRL 3: I know. 1206 00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:12,081 She really deserves it. 1207 00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:13,249 I'm not fat, am I? 1208 00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,552 [♪] 1209 00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:23,960 Oh, my God, wait. Oh, my God. 1210 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,129 Hey, Mass. 1211 00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:29,232 There's an empty seat here if you wanna sit with us, you know? 1212 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:31,801 Um, no, that's okay. 1213 00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:33,803 Uh, have you seen Jenna or Tricia? 1214 00:59:33,803 --> 00:59:35,638 I said that you could sit-- 1215 00:59:35,638 --> 00:59:37,941 The only place I wanna sit is with my friends. 1216 00:59:37,941 --> 00:59:39,809 I wouldn't be caught dead sitting with you. 1217 00:59:39,809 --> 00:59:41,311 I don't even like you. 1218 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,147 God, you really are a bitch. 1219 00:59:44,147 --> 00:59:47,050 Sorry, no comprende. I don't speak loser. 1220 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:49,252 No hablas bitch. 1221 00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,921 Mass, there's a free seat right here. 1222 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:54,057 Heh. 1223 00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,730 Love the look. 1224 01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:02,198 [ALL GIGGLING] 1225 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,603 [♪] 1226 01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:15,945 Where is everyone? 1227 01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:18,181 They're in detention. Let's just go. 1228 01:00:21,684 --> 01:00:23,019 [ALL LAUGHING] 1229 01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,387 Oh, wait. There they are. 1230 01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:26,122 CLAIRE: I'm so excited. 1231 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:27,390 We have to go shopping there. 1232 01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:29,292 [ALL LAUGH] 1233 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,893 Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1234 01:00:30,893 --> 01:00:32,161 That's gonna be so much fun. 1235 01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:37,300 Can we just go? 1236 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,302 [♪] 1237 01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:48,778 Okay. We need a dressing room. 1238 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:50,279 But I thought you said you already had 1239 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,248 a totally slutty dress to wear to the auction. 1240 01:00:52,248 --> 01:00:54,350 I do. These are for you. 1241 01:00:56,085 --> 01:00:58,121 I can't. 1242 01:00:58,121 --> 01:01:00,256 I spent all my allowance on that new Chloé handbag. 1243 01:01:00,256 --> 01:01:02,158 You know, the one Lindsay Lohan was carrying 1244 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:03,393 when she got in that accident. 1245 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:05,161 So I'll pay. 1246 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:07,263 You'd buy me a dress? 1247 01:01:07,263 --> 01:01:09,365 Actually, one of my three best friends will. 1248 01:01:09,365 --> 01:01:11,834 Dylan, Kristen or Massie? 1249 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,103 No, try Visa, MasterCard or Amex. 1250 01:01:14,103 --> 01:01:17,340 Oh, and this is for you. 1251 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,075 Your cell? I upgraded. 1252 01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:20,109 iPhone. 1253 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:21,277 I can't take your cell phone. 1254 01:01:21,277 --> 01:01:22,812 Why? I'm not using it. 1255 01:01:22,812 --> 01:01:24,280 And I've already erased all my info, 1256 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:25,915 so you can totally make it yours. 1257 01:01:25,915 --> 01:01:28,151 Besides, we can't hang with you if we can't reach you. 1258 01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:30,253 Hey, when we're done, let's go back to my house. 1259 01:01:30,253 --> 01:01:31,988 I don't know, I have to be home by 5:00. 1260 01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:32,989 Make it 7:00. 1261 01:01:32,989 --> 01:01:35,058 Trust me. It'll be worth it. 1262 01:01:35,058 --> 01:01:36,359 [ALL GIGGLING] 1263 01:01:40,763 --> 01:01:42,865 [ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1264 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,169 Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, wait. 1265 01:01:46,169 --> 01:01:47,403 [LAUGHING] 1266 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:49,472 Just shake it off. We shake it off. 1267 01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:03,386 Oh! 1268 01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:09,025 [ALL GASP] 1269 01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:11,928 You look good. 1270 01:02:11,928 --> 01:02:14,030 Oh, my God. That's so cute. 1271 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:15,798 [ALL LAUGHING] 1272 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,000 I think it's pretty. 1273 01:02:20,269 --> 01:02:21,471 Ooh! 1274 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:23,339 I love it. That's the one. 1275 01:02:25,174 --> 01:02:27,443 ALL: Oh, my God. 1276 01:02:29,779 --> 01:02:30,847 CLAIRE: Okay. 1277 01:02:36,018 --> 01:02:40,223 ♪ Something that will Always get me down ♪ 1278 01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:41,958 ♪ Why aren't you here with me ♪ 1279 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:45,294 ♪ Now? ♪ 1280 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,831 ♪ Why aren't you Here with me now? ♪ 1281 01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:50,333 Thanks, Leesh. Today was seriously, 1282 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,968 like, the greatest day ever. 1283 01:02:51,968 --> 01:02:53,369 Where have you been? 1284 01:02:53,369 --> 01:02:54,971 We have been worried sick. 1285 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:57,006 I-- I called Layne, Massie. 1286 01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:59,275 I sent your father out to look for you. 1287 01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:01,377 Ha, you called Massie? What did she say? 1288 01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:04,781 She said you were probably out with Dylan, Alicia and Kristen. 1289 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,783 Claire! What? 1290 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,317 We were shopping. Big deal. 1291 01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:11,854 It's a big deal when you are over two hours late. 1292 01:03:11,854 --> 01:03:13,890 I needed a dress for the auction. 1293 01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:15,391 Oh, what, from BCBG? 1294 01:03:15,391 --> 01:03:16,993 We can't afford that. 1295 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:18,895 It's fine, Mom. Alicia paid. 1296 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:19,896 No, Claire, that is not fine. 1297 01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,264 Then what is? 1298 01:03:21,264 --> 01:03:24,233 For me to wear overalls or some lame bathing suit? 1299 01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:26,068 We're not in Florida anymore, Mom. 1300 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:27,436 The Gap doesn't cut it here. 1301 01:03:27,436 --> 01:03:28,871 Neither does your attitude. 1302 01:03:28,871 --> 01:03:30,873 Well, sue me for trying to fit in. 1303 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,509 You're not hanging out with those girls anymore. 1304 01:03:33,509 --> 01:03:35,878 Mom, you can't do that. 1305 01:03:35,878 --> 01:03:37,213 Oh, yes, I can. 1306 01:03:37,213 --> 01:03:38,581 And if you continue with this attitude, 1307 01:03:38,581 --> 01:03:40,316 you will not be needing a dress 1308 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,985 to go to that auction, because you will not be going. 1309 01:03:45,087 --> 01:03:46,422 [GROWLS] 1310 01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,157 [STOMPS FEET] 1311 01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:51,027 [DOOR SLAMS] 1312 01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:07,076 [TYPING] 1313 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,152 [SIGHS] 1314 01:04:30,499 --> 01:04:32,101 [EXHALES LOUDLY] 1315 01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:00,596 [COMPUTER CHIMES] Yes. 1316 01:05:00,596 --> 01:05:02,365 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1317 01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:09,038 So it's all in there. 1318 01:05:09,038 --> 01:05:10,973 There's also four different flavors. 1319 01:05:10,973 --> 01:05:13,442 Alicia, Kristen, Dylan and Massie. 1320 01:05:13,442 --> 01:05:16,379 But you can get rid of the Massie if you want. 1321 01:05:16,379 --> 01:05:17,513 [SCOFFS] 1322 01:05:17,513 --> 01:05:19,015 Are you seriously trying 1323 01:05:19,015 --> 01:05:20,616 to make me feel bad for you or something? 1324 01:05:20,616 --> 01:05:22,184 You should feel bad. 1325 01:05:22,184 --> 01:05:23,986 You guys ditched me for no reason, 1326 01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:26,088 and worse, for Claire. 1327 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:28,424 That's like turning down, I don't know, 1328 01:05:28,424 --> 01:05:31,027 uh, Justin Timberlake for-- For K-Fed. 1329 01:05:31,027 --> 01:05:32,962 It's just wrong. 1330 01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,665 Hey, you're the one who decided to become buddy-buddy with her. 1331 01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:37,400 Since when? 1332 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,468 Since you started hanging out and watching her DVDs. 1333 01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:42,338 The only thing I've watched are her chronic bad hair days. 1334 01:05:42,338 --> 01:05:44,941 But you told Alicia right after you called Dylan fat. 1335 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,676 [GASPS] I never called Dylan fat. 1336 01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:49,312 [SCOFFS] Yes, you did, two nights ago. 1337 01:05:49,312 --> 01:05:51,380 No, I didn't, at least not to her face. 1338 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,082 Look, I'll prove it. See? 1339 01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:55,284 She called me right after, 10:01. 1340 01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:57,720 Two nights ago at 10:01, I was out looking for Bean. 1341 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,722 That's why I missed the beginning of The Hills. 1342 01:05:59,722 --> 01:06:02,591 But that doesn't make any sense. Dylan said you IM'd her. 1343 01:06:02,591 --> 01:06:04,393 Well, I didn't. Right. 1344 01:06:04,393 --> 01:06:06,262 Like you don't remember what I told you. 1345 01:06:06,262 --> 01:06:07,530 What you told me when? 1346 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:09,532 The night after, when we were IM'ing. 1347 01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:11,467 When you were mad at me for no reason? 1348 01:06:11,467 --> 01:06:13,402 Which, by the way, was totally selfish 1349 01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:16,472 considering I waited an hour for Chris Abeley to show. 1350 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,240 When were you waiting for Chris Abeley? 1351 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,608 Like, until 10:00. 1352 01:06:19,608 --> 01:06:21,510 We were IM'ing before that. 1353 01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:24,013 No, I wasn't! 1354 01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:30,419 But maybe someone else was. 1355 01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:35,424 [PHONE RINGS] 1356 01:06:35,424 --> 01:06:38,194 TODD: Claire, it's for you. 1357 01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:40,262 Hello? 1358 01:06:40,262 --> 01:06:43,099 Hey, Claire, it's Kris. 1359 01:06:43,099 --> 01:06:45,067 Hey. Hold on a sec. 1360 01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:49,238 Todd, hang up the phone. I can hear you breathing. 1361 01:06:49,238 --> 01:06:51,607 Actually, it's not Todd, it's me. 1362 01:06:51,607 --> 01:06:53,409 Dylan? And me. 1363 01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:54,777 Oh, hey, Leesh. 1364 01:06:54,777 --> 01:06:56,445 Wow, I've never been on a four-way before. 1365 01:06:56,445 --> 01:06:58,014 Fun. 1366 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,448 MASSIE: Actually, it's a five-way. 1367 01:06:59,448 --> 01:07:03,252 Fun's over. We know what you did, Claire. 1368 01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:05,554 Hijacking my IM, so not cool. 1369 01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:09,125 So here's a little message for you. 1370 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,260 [COMPUTER CHIMES] 1371 01:07:14,797 --> 01:07:16,732 [DIAL TONE BUZZING] 1372 01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:20,269 [PHONE BEEPS OFF] 1373 01:07:20,269 --> 01:07:22,138 [SIGHS] 1374 01:07:23,439 --> 01:07:24,774 [CHUCKLING] 1375 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:27,176 [GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 1376 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:33,682 Leesh. My mom will freak if she sees your feet on the counter. 1377 01:07:35,151 --> 01:07:37,353 Okay, here. 1378 01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:39,321 Ooh! 1379 01:07:39,321 --> 01:07:41,290 I'm excited. They're so cute. 1380 01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:42,825 Oh, my God. 1381 01:07:42,825 --> 01:07:46,128 Okay, ready? One, two, three, go. 1382 01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:47,630 Okay. 1383 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,098 [ALL GASPING] 1384 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:50,499 Oh, my God. What is this? 1385 01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:51,834 Oh, my God. Adorable. 1386 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:54,236 I figured they're so much cuter than lab coats. 1387 01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:55,404 Agreed. 1388 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,239 Oh, look, it says Glambition. 1389 01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:59,542 I heart this. It says our names. Awesome. 1390 01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:02,578 Okay, girls. Where's the bottles, the recipes? 1391 01:08:03,212 --> 01:08:05,815 Okay. Recipe number one: 1392 01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:08,317 "Two tablespoons of honey, three to four drops 1393 01:08:08,317 --> 01:08:10,653 of peanut oil, four ounces of vanilla." 1394 01:08:10,653 --> 01:08:12,121 I need an honest opinion. 1395 01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:13,689 No, your butt doesn't look too big. 1396 01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:15,324 Please, I know. 1397 01:08:15,324 --> 01:08:17,726 The day of the auction is Chris Abeley's birthday. 1398 01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,462 Now as his practically girlfriend, 1399 01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:21,297 I need to do something really memorable. 1400 01:08:21,297 --> 01:08:23,532 I am now opening the floor to suggestions. 1401 01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:26,469 Oh, I know. You should bake him a cake. 1402 01:08:26,469 --> 01:08:27,470 KRISTIN: What? 1403 01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:28,471 My mom always says 1404 01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:29,672 the best way to a boy's heart 1405 01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:31,607 is through his stomach. 1406 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:34,210 No, no. How about you be in a cake... 1407 01:08:34,210 --> 01:08:35,211 BOTH: ...and jump out? 1408 01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:36,345 Yeah, that's great. 1409 01:08:36,345 --> 01:08:38,114 Please, that's ridiculous. 1410 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,182 More than ridiculous. Ridunkulous. 1411 01:08:40,182 --> 01:08:42,318 Yeah, but you know, it would be kind of cool to wear 1412 01:08:42,318 --> 01:08:43,719 a cute little outfit or something. 1413 01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:45,154 You know, when you jump out. 1414 01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:49,892 You know what? I'm gonna do that and something better. 1415 01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:51,760 God, I'm a genius. 1416 01:08:55,764 --> 01:08:57,500 Do you have a problem, Stare? 1417 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,835 No, um, my mom wanted to borrow an egg. 1418 01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:03,672 An egg? Sure. 1419 01:09:03,672 --> 01:09:05,341 Here you go. 1420 01:09:06,609 --> 01:09:07,910 Catch. 1421 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:09,478 [ALL LAUGHING] 1422 01:09:21,524 --> 01:09:24,460 I am so back. 1423 01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:27,897 Hey, what happened? 1424 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:30,332 Claire, wait a minute. 1425 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:32,935 Claire, what's wrong? 1426 01:09:32,935 --> 01:09:34,570 Leave me alone. 1427 01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:37,540 No, Claire. I let it go last time. 1428 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:38,841 Tell me what's wrong. 1429 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,309 [CRYING] 1430 01:09:40,309 --> 01:09:41,844 Everything. 1431 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:45,614 This school, this house, my clothes, Massie, everything. 1432 01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,418 She hates me, Mom. She hates me. 1433 01:09:49,418 --> 01:09:52,521 She's been making my life miserable since the day we came. 1434 01:09:52,521 --> 01:09:55,858 At first, you know, I just wanted her to like me. 1435 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:58,961 But then I was just hoping that she'd stop picking on me. 1436 01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:00,563 I tried everything. 1437 01:10:00,563 --> 01:10:03,399 I-- And I did some things I shouldn't have done. 1438 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,802 I thought it was the only way. 1439 01:10:06,802 --> 01:10:09,705 I thought it was the only way to.... 1440 01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:10,773 To what? 1441 01:10:12,675 --> 01:10:16,545 Oh, Claire, listen to me. You can't make someone like you. 1442 01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:19,515 You're not in charge of other people's feelings 1443 01:10:19,515 --> 01:10:21,584 or their actions, just yours. 1444 01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:26,255 Maybe some of your actions weren't so great either? 1445 01:10:28,991 --> 01:10:30,726 You wanna tell me what you did? 1446 01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:34,496 I can't. You wouldn't understand. 1447 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:37,499 Right, because I was never 12. 1448 01:10:39,535 --> 01:10:40,936 Oh, honey. 1449 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:44,873 Whatever you did, you have to make it right. 1450 01:10:44,873 --> 01:10:46,675 But whatever it is, I guarantee you, 1451 01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:48,244 it's not as bad as you think. 1452 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,778 It's worse. 1453 01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:54,683 Be yourself, Claire, not who people want you to be. 1454 01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:07,596 CLAIRE: Can I sit here? 1455 01:11:16,572 --> 01:11:20,976 Listen, Layne, I'm sorry for everything. 1456 01:11:20,976 --> 01:11:23,912 For ditching you for the sleepover. 1457 01:11:23,912 --> 01:11:27,049 For pretending to be friends with Massie. 1458 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:30,419 I don't know how to explain it, 1459 01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:33,889 it's just I wanted to be a part of them. 1460 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:37,626 To be a part of that group. 1461 01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:42,731 And the more they excluded me, the more important it became. 1462 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,369 The way people treat them, 1463 01:11:47,369 --> 01:11:49,371 the way that they can have anything they want 1464 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:51,307 whenever they want. 1465 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,678 Well, I guess I just wanted that too. 1466 01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:01,817 I have no idea what makes them so special. 1467 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:04,787 They-- They just are. 1468 01:12:04,787 --> 01:12:06,922 It's because they believe that they are. 1469 01:12:06,922 --> 01:12:10,559 So other people do too. 1470 01:12:10,559 --> 01:12:14,029 Even me sometimes. 1471 01:12:14,029 --> 01:12:15,631 [LAUGHS] 1472 01:12:17,566 --> 01:12:19,835 Can I please have your attention? 1473 01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:22,338 Excuse me. 1474 01:12:24,573 --> 01:12:26,008 Thank you. 1475 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:29,945 Now, who's ready for a revolutionary line of cosmetics? 1476 01:12:30,979 --> 01:12:33,949 Something that tastes as good as it looks. 1477 01:12:33,949 --> 01:12:36,452 [GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 1478 01:12:36,452 --> 01:12:40,055 I present to you Glambition. 1479 01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:43,692 And now, our esteemed and ridiculously hot president, 1480 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:44,960 Kristen Gregory. 1481 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,729 [ALL CLAPPING] 1482 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:48,831 [CLEARS THROAT] 1483 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:51,367 "Glambition is a new line of beauty products, 1484 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,702 "made entirely of all-natural ingredients. 1485 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:55,404 "Over the next few weeks, 1486 01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:56,605 "we will introduce to you 1487 01:12:56,605 --> 01:12:59,375 "our entire line of body scrubs, 1488 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,610 "creams, glitters and cheek tints. 1489 01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:03,779 "Today, for the very low price 1490 01:13:03,779 --> 01:13:07,850 "of one for $6 and two for $10, 1491 01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:10,052 "we are launching our flavored lip gloss 1492 01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:11,754 "which comes in four flavors: 1493 01:13:11,754 --> 01:13:14,623 "mint, cherry, vanilla and raspberry. 1494 01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:18,927 "Also known as Dylan, Alicia, Kristen 1495 01:13:18,927 --> 01:13:20,863 and Massie." 1496 01:13:20,863 --> 01:13:22,464 And you better hurry, 1497 01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:23,932 we expect the Massies to sell out real fast. 1498 01:13:23,932 --> 01:13:25,067 [SCOFFS] 1499 01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:29,571 Oh, sorry, Layne, we don't sell oatmeal flavor. 1500 01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:31,840 [LAUGHTER] 1501 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,743 I wish she'd swallow her tongue. 1502 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,578 [GIRLS CHATTERING] 1503 01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:47,022 It stings. 1504 01:13:47,022 --> 01:13:48,857 My lips. 1505 01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:50,559 [PANICKY CHATTERING] 1506 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:52,094 GIRL: Oh, my God. 1507 01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:56,999 My lips are burning! 1508 01:13:56,999 --> 01:13:58,167 GIRL: Mine too! 1509 01:13:58,167 --> 01:14:00,068 My lips are on fire! 1510 01:14:00,068 --> 01:14:03,772 It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job. 1511 01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:05,941 This is not funny. BOTH: Yes, it is. 1512 01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:07,209 MAN: What's the problem? 1513 01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:08,744 Oh, my God, I need water. 1514 01:14:08,744 --> 01:14:10,512 Okay, girls, please settle down. We need to-- 1515 01:14:10,512 --> 01:14:11,747 [SCREAMING] 1516 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:14,483 I want my money back. 1517 01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:15,651 Oh, my God. 1518 01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:17,653 My dad's gonna sue you. 1519 01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:18,821 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1520 01:14:18,821 --> 01:14:20,489 I'm gonna fail. Do something. 1521 01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:23,792 Okay, okay. Is anyone here allergic to peanuts? 1522 01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:28,163 Me, I am. 1523 01:14:29,498 --> 01:14:30,966 They made their makeup with peanuts? 1524 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:33,101 That's, like, the most common allergy ever. 1525 01:14:33,101 --> 01:14:35,838 Everyone says they're popular, no one says they're geniuses. 1526 01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:37,172 Yeah. 1527 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:38,907 [PHONE BEEPING] 1528 01:14:47,049 --> 01:14:48,984 Layne, your oatmeal. I need it. 1529 01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:50,719 Uh-- Okay. 1530 01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:52,721 Everybody, listen up. 1531 01:14:52,721 --> 01:14:54,590 I have oatmeal. 1532 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:56,024 We don't need oatmeal. We need help. 1533 01:14:56,024 --> 01:14:57,626 [ALL SHOUTING] 1534 01:14:57,626 --> 01:14:59,561 Since when do you help the Pretty Committee? 1535 01:14:59,561 --> 01:15:01,063 Since everyone's lips are inflating 1536 01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:02,931 to the size of Jessica Simpson's. 1537 01:15:02,931 --> 01:15:04,633 This will help. 1538 01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:06,235 Here you go. 1539 01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,806 Take it. I know it's gross. Take it. 1540 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,742 [SIGHING IN RELIEF] 1541 01:15:13,742 --> 01:15:15,577 Thank God. 1542 01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,979 Thank you so much, Claire. 1543 01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:18,547 I don't know what I would've done. 1544 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:20,883 My lips are my best feature. 1545 01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:24,186 Claire, hey, um, 1546 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:27,089 I just wanted to say thanks for saving the day. 1547 01:15:27,089 --> 01:15:29,224 Yeah, who would've thought? 1548 01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:32,728 Zero to hero, even if it was just for a few minutes. 1549 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:35,264 Looks like you made some friends. 1550 01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:38,133 Look, you don't have to be nice to me now. 1551 01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:40,836 Oh, I wasn't going to, it's just-- 1552 01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:42,538 I'm glad I told you my secret 1553 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,640 instead of Massie. 1554 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:47,175 Kris, could use your help back here. 1555 01:15:47,175 --> 01:15:49,578 After all, you are Glambition's president. 1556 01:15:49,578 --> 01:15:51,280 This was all your idea. 1557 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,016 I guess I'll see you around. 1558 01:15:54,016 --> 01:15:55,717 Yeah. See you. 1559 01:15:59,187 --> 01:16:02,324 So I'm thinking 1560 01:16:02,324 --> 01:16:05,627 oatmeal flavor might be a bestseller. 1561 01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:09,932 [PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY] 1562 01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:15,003 MAN: Yes. Oh, hey, how are you? 1563 01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:18,674 It's good to see you. Thanks for coming. 1564 01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,643 WOMAN: I'm so sorry. 1565 01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:24,179 Oh, beautiful. Great to see you. 1566 01:16:24,179 --> 01:16:25,814 How are you? 1567 01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:28,350 Good to see you. All right, have fun. 1568 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:30,118 [INAUDIBLE] 1569 01:16:30,886 --> 01:16:33,689 MAN: Very good. Very good. 1570 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:39,094 Layne. 1571 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:40,796 Wow, you look awesome. 1572 01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:42,731 Oh. 1573 01:16:42,731 --> 01:16:45,200 Does everyone party like this in Westchester? 1574 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:49,171 Well, no one throws a party like the Blocks. 1575 01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:50,339 Oh, hey. 1576 01:16:50,339 --> 01:16:51,807 Hey. 1577 01:16:51,807 --> 01:16:53,208 Hey, happy birthday. 1578 01:16:53,208 --> 01:16:55,677 Thanks. Claire, this is my girlfriend Fawn. 1579 01:16:55,677 --> 01:16:56,712 Nice to meet you. 1580 01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:57,746 You too. 1581 01:16:57,746 --> 01:16:59,014 LAYNE: Hey, Fawn. Hi. 1582 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:00,282 All right, we'll see you guys later. 1583 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,883 Bye. 1584 01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:04,720 Wow. 1585 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,722 Not even Massie could compete with her. 1586 01:17:06,722 --> 01:17:08,256 She's beautiful. 1587 01:17:08,256 --> 01:17:09,992 Yeah. 1588 01:17:09,992 --> 01:17:13,028 Speaking of Massie. 1589 01:17:13,028 --> 01:17:15,130 It looks so awesome. 1590 01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:17,332 [ALL CHATTING] 1591 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,735 MASSIE: Ta-da! 1592 01:17:19,735 --> 01:17:21,770 ALICIA: Oh, my God. Where'd you get that? 1593 01:17:21,770 --> 01:17:23,171 That's so cute. Really cute. 1594 01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:24,673 KRISTIN: You look amazing. 1595 01:17:24,673 --> 01:17:27,109 Yeah, Chris Babe-ly is seriously gonna freak. 1596 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:30,212 A hundred dollars says tonight you're getting your first kiss. 1597 01:17:30,212 --> 01:17:31,980 And maybe my second and third too. 1598 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,115 [GIGGLING] 1599 01:17:33,115 --> 01:17:34,683 Oh, my God. That's too cute. 1600 01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,151 That's adorable. Oh, my God. 1601 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:37,919 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1602 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:43,058 WOMAN: And sold for $15,000. Thank you. 1603 01:17:43,058 --> 01:17:45,360 [APPLAUSE] 1604 01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:48,697 I wish we could bid on something. 1605 01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:50,332 Hm. 1606 01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,901 Think there will be anything that goes for under 20 bucks? 1607 01:17:52,901 --> 01:17:54,336 [CHUCKLES] 1608 01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,904 Oh, hey. 1609 01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:58,140 WOMAN: We'll start the bidding at $12,000. 1610 01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:00,175 Still no Massie. 1611 01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:02,344 Maybe the wicked witch of Westchester is dead. 1612 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:03,812 [LAUGHS] 1613 01:18:03,812 --> 01:18:05,881 I'll be right back. 1614 01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:08,250 Alicia, these are yours. 1615 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:09,751 The dresses. 1616 01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:11,319 My parents thought I should give them back. 1617 01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:14,022 And your cell phone's in there too. 1618 01:18:14,022 --> 01:18:16,958 By the way, nice job trying to oust Massie. 1619 01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,794 You got closer than I ever did. 1620 01:18:18,794 --> 01:18:21,797 WOMAN: Sold for $17,500 1621 01:18:21,797 --> 01:18:23,932 to the lucky lady. 1622 01:18:23,932 --> 01:18:25,233 Hey, Dylan? 1623 01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:26,968 For what it's worth, 1624 01:18:26,968 --> 01:18:29,337 you would've rocked that miniskirt. 1625 01:18:30,338 --> 01:18:32,407 Thanks. 1626 01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:34,176 WOMAN: Please save room for dessert... 1627 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:35,343 Where's Massie? 1628 01:18:35,343 --> 01:18:36,378 WOMAN: ...very special 1629 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,213 birthday presentation. 1630 01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:40,282 Chris Abeley, this one's for you. 1631 01:18:40,282 --> 01:18:42,217 [APPLAUSE] 1632 01:18:50,092 --> 01:18:51,793 [GIGGLING] 1633 01:18:56,798 --> 01:18:58,767 CLAIRE: I think it'd be nice... What the...? 1634 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:00,168 ...if someone said a few words. 1635 01:19:00,168 --> 01:19:02,804 Claire Lyons, I'm gonna kill you! 1636 01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:06,775 I think I'd like Fawn, Chris's girlfriend, 1637 01:19:06,775 --> 01:19:08,110 to please come up. 1638 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:10,212 Chris's girlfriend, Fawn, come up here. 1639 01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:12,080 [APPLAUSE] 1640 01:19:12,981 --> 01:19:16,017 Fawn? Girlfriend? 1641 01:19:18,453 --> 01:19:19,921 Um... 1642 01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:22,390 I really don't know what to say. 1643 01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:25,761 Chris and I met back in the seventh grade, you know. 1644 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,395 CLAIRE: Massie, it's safe 1645 01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:29,765 to come out now. 1646 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:32,167 FAWN: I was like, whoa. 1647 01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:34,069 He has a girlfriend? 1648 01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:36,505 FAWN: When he didn't hit me in the face with a dodge ball, 1649 01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:38,073 I knew he was the one. 1650 01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:39,841 Happy birthday, babe. 1651 01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:42,043 I love you. [APPLAUSE] 1652 01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:46,782 I think I'm gonna barf. 1653 01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:57,425 Is it possible to actually die of embarrassment? 1654 01:19:57,425 --> 01:20:00,962 If it were, I'd be dead a long time ago. 1655 01:20:06,101 --> 01:20:09,004 They fall off all the time, the charms. 1656 01:20:09,004 --> 01:20:10,472 Mm-hm. 1657 01:20:10,472 --> 01:20:11,540 Um... 1658 01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:15,844 Thanks, you know, for helping me back there. 1659 01:20:15,844 --> 01:20:17,546 You didn't have to do that. 1660 01:20:18,547 --> 01:20:21,049 I know. 1661 01:20:21,049 --> 01:20:23,585 Then why did you? 1662 01:20:23,585 --> 01:20:25,420 Because I'm not you. 1663 01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:30,158 That was you, right, who sent the oatmeal text? 1664 01:20:30,158 --> 01:20:31,893 Yeah. 1665 01:20:31,893 --> 01:20:33,261 Why? 1666 01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:35,530 You could've been the hero. Why'd you let me? 1667 01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:38,333 I don't know. I wanted to. 1668 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,602 Come on, what about all the other times the past weeks 1669 01:20:40,602 --> 01:20:42,370 you've tried to make my life miserable? 1670 01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:43,872 You don't get it, Claire. 1671 01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,607 You're right, I don't. 1672 01:20:45,607 --> 01:20:48,476 Look how quickly my friends were willing to ditch me for you. 1673 01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:52,047 Yeah, so, what, you have to be mean to me? 1674 01:20:52,881 --> 01:20:57,118 I mean, come on. You're, like, a major threat. 1675 01:20:59,554 --> 01:21:04,292 Me? To who, you? 1676 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:06,862 Are you kidding me? 1677 01:21:07,295 --> 01:21:09,965 Hey, the singing stopped. 1678 01:21:11,366 --> 01:21:13,368 Well, I better go find the girls. 1679 01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:16,504 It's not really a party without me. 1680 01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:18,206 This is going to sound totally weird, 1681 01:21:18,206 --> 01:21:19,875 but can I take your picture? 1682 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,476 It's for my brother. 1683 01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:24,946 How can you two be related? He's such a little creep. 1684 01:21:24,946 --> 01:21:25,981 I know. 1685 01:21:25,981 --> 01:21:27,282 [CHUCKLES] 1686 01:21:29,417 --> 01:21:31,019 [CAMERA CLICKS] 1687 01:21:35,490 --> 01:21:37,259 Here. 1688 01:21:37,259 --> 01:21:39,928 And, uh, for the record, I'd pick A too. 1689 01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:41,463 What's A-2? 1690 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,965 I'd rather be a friendless loser 1691 01:21:43,965 --> 01:21:46,234 than have a bunch of friends who secretly hate me. 1692 01:21:57,145 --> 01:21:58,647 [TYPING] 1693 01:22:40,322 --> 01:22:41,623 Did you have fun tonight? 1694 01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,558 Actually, I did. 1695 01:22:43,558 --> 01:22:44,626 Oh? 1696 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:46,194 Who gave you the flower? 1697 01:22:46,194 --> 01:22:48,163 Believe it or not, Massie did. 1698 01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:52,033 Not sure how long it'll last, but I'm hoping for a while. 1699 01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:55,203 Are you talking about the flower or Massie? 1700 01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:57,405 Both. 1701 01:22:59,441 --> 01:23:01,109 [♪] 1702 01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:18,560 [♪] 1703 01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:23,631 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 1704 01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:27,402 ♪ One of the cool kids This year ♪ 1705 01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:30,238 ♪ What a surprise now ♪ 1706 01:23:30,238 --> 01:23:34,209 ♪ 'Cause all that I am feeling Is kind of weird ♪ 1707 01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:36,011 ♪ Weird, weird ♪ 1708 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,446 ♪ Everyone's lookin' to me ♪ 1709 01:23:39,481 --> 01:23:43,518 ♪ Thinkin' how cool it must be To be popular ♪ 1710 01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:45,520 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1711 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:49,791 ♪ But I don't even know What that means ♪ 1712 01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:53,628 ♪ Am I supposed to feel Like I belong? ♪ 1713 01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:57,198 ♪ Like I'm king of the world And can do no wrong? ♪ 1714 01:23:57,198 --> 01:24:01,503 ♪ I could just play along Play along ♪ 1715 01:24:01,503 --> 01:24:04,606 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1716 01:24:04,606 --> 01:24:08,676 ♪ Tryin' to find my way Tryin' to find my place ♪ 1717 01:24:08,676 --> 01:24:12,180 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1718 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:17,519 ♪ Tryin' to find my way Tryin' to find my place ♪ 1719 01:24:23,825 --> 01:24:26,494 ♪ I'm just as lost As you feel ♪ 1720 01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:29,597 ♪ The whole thing's Kind of surreal ♪ 1721 01:24:29,597 --> 01:24:31,199 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1722 01:24:31,199 --> 01:24:33,101 ♪ Don't know what comes next ♪ 1723 01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:37,705 ♪ 'Cause all this growing up Is kind of weird ♪ 1724 01:24:37,705 --> 01:24:41,709 ♪ Am I supposed to feel Like I belong? ♪ 1725 01:24:41,709 --> 01:24:45,313 ♪ Like I'm king of the world And can do no wrong? ♪ 1726 01:24:45,313 --> 01:24:49,184 ♪ I could just play along Play along ♪ 1727 01:24:49,184 --> 01:24:52,253 ♪ I'm just trying To find my way ♪ 1728 01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:54,089 ♪ Find my place ♪ 1729 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:57,459 ♪ I'm really thick-skinned I just wanna be ♪ 1730 01:24:57,459 --> 01:24:59,394 ♪ Like everyone else ♪ 1731 01:24:59,394 --> 01:25:01,262 ♪ Wanna know myself ♪ 1732 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:06,101 ♪ Gotta find a way Gotta find my place ♪ 1733 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:07,669 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1734 01:25:07,669 --> 01:25:11,739 ♪ Gonna find my way Gonna find my place ♪ 1735 01:25:11,739 --> 01:25:14,876 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1736 01:25:14,876 --> 01:25:19,180 ♪ Gonna be okay I'm gonna find my place ♪ 1737 01:25:19,180 --> 01:25:22,517 ♪ I ♪ ♪ I ♪ 1738 01:25:22,517 --> 01:25:25,653 ♪ Gonna find my way I'm gonna find my place ♪ 1739 01:25:25,653 --> 01:25:27,355 [♪] 1740 01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:31,126 ♪ I could tell you Anything at all ♪ 1741 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:32,894 ♪ 'Cause you won't laugh At me ♪ 1742 01:25:32,894 --> 01:25:37,232 ♪ Didn't have to look Before I fall ♪ 1743 01:25:37,232 --> 01:25:39,367 ♪ 'Cause you always catch me ♪ 1744 01:25:39,367 --> 01:25:43,271 ♪ Anything I did I had a friend ♪ 1745 01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:45,507 ♪ And you always had me ♪ 1746 01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:49,477 ♪ And we made a pact Until the end ♪ 1747 01:25:49,477 --> 01:25:51,913 ♪ Together we'd Always be ♪ 1748 01:25:51,913 --> 01:25:54,782 ♪ But now I'm gone ♪ 1749 01:25:54,782 --> 01:25:57,852 ♪ And now I'm gone Don't tell me ♪ 1750 01:25:57,852 --> 01:26:02,657 ♪ Are you moving on? ♪ 1751 01:26:02,657 --> 01:26:05,693 ♪ Maybe like I'm feeling fine ♪ 1752 01:26:05,693 --> 01:26:07,862 ♪ And now you're All that I wanted ♪ 1753 01:26:07,862 --> 01:26:10,398 ♪ All that I wanted ♪ 1754 01:26:10,398 --> 01:26:11,833 ♪ Be with my girls ♪ 1755 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:14,836 ♪ But we don't Have a fun day ♪ 1756 01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:20,375 ♪ But it's something That will always get me down ♪ 1757 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:24,879 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1758 01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:30,552 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1759 01:26:30,552 --> 01:26:32,620 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1760 01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:36,324 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1761 01:26:38,726 --> 01:26:42,564 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1762 01:26:42,564 --> 01:26:44,799 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1763 01:26:44,799 --> 01:26:48,436 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1764 01:26:48,436 --> 01:26:50,738 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪ 1765 01:26:50,738 --> 01:26:53,241 ♪ Why aren't you here with me Now? ♪ 1766 01:26:53,241 --> 01:26:56,844 ♪ Oh, oh, ah ♪